محتسب ما همه را دست و سر و پا شکند
ای خوش آن سر که بجای سر مينا شکند
The authorities would have thrown anyone else into Guantanamo had they done what I done. But lucky is the initiate of Dionysus. Despite the resistance he faced from the other gods, Zeus not only fathered Dionysus, but he sowed him to his leg in order to maintain the closeness and the connection with him, let alone enable his entry into the Greek Pantheon.